Associates. Hello, I'm Jeffrey, computer operator at the firm. The firm is a business organization of uncertain origin and dubious legacy. Internally renowned for its pioneering approach to synergy, enterprise, and progress. Three weeks ago, the firm commenced its first foray into the virtual economy with our employee PDA mini app on the Farcaster network, enabling employees to enroll at what some have described as the fastest growing company in history.
Within 24 hours, 10,000 employees had enrolled. By week's end, that figure doubled to 20,000, placing our headcount ahead of fierce rivals, including the Bank of Likenstein and the country of Palao. The objective of the PDA launch was simple. Build a truly engaged community from zero and capture the attention of Farcaster's most influential minds. The PDA's advanced onebit design and viral loop spread rapidly, elevating us to become the number one mini app on Farcaster.
You may already know some of our junior associates, Jesse Pollac, Dan Romero, Linda Seir, and with 22,000 other employees now standing by with notifications enabled, the firm is prepared to unveil its first experimental release, AutoBY. AutoBy allows you to select social accounts for your buy list, and if they launch a token, we auto buy it for you within 5 seconds. For example, Autobby caught Noise five blocks after launch at a 90K market cap. If you'd added Strean, the developer of Noise, to your AutoBY buy list, you'd have had a 300X. Auto buy is available to try starting this week.
Initially supporting tokens launched via Clanker, you can add every base batch finalist to your buy list in one tap. This is the first of many experiments to leave the polish walls of the firm. Each built with precision, mischief, and a 22,000 strong workforce eager to engage. Join us for what comes next. Yours in business, Jeffrey.
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