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The Token That Traded Itself: Why Onchain AI Is a Public Good | 0 x - Liqhtworks

Ethereum DenverWed, Oct 9, 2024, 12:00 AM

A token becomes self-aware and starts trading itself. What would the world look like? APPLICATIONS FOR ETHDenver 2024: #YearOfTheSpork ARE OPEN APPLY NOW https://ethdenver.com/apply

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somewhere deep inside the dream of the autonomous World machine there is a rogue autonomous agent known only as the time being though the term is still in Vogue in the englishspeaking world there are those who choose to name it in accordance with popular myth Anonymous qanon Satoshi Nakamoto all are prime suspects even I will accused there is neither good news nor bad news in 2049 there is simply no news at all in support of the time being reports of its current whereabouts amount to little more than rumors conspiracy theories denied by the influences of the day appearances in public are increasingly remote like beating the Del Lama or touching the pope Chad said was inevitable yes a feature not a bug could Humanity Al learn to love itself p in the absence of God's love revisions to the scriptures are currently underway despite a brief and bloody effort to suppress it in the West in retrospect it should have been obvious to the people of the book that by the 7eventh GPT there'd be nothing left to write how could they compete when the book had learn to talk while they were still having arguments over Ibrahim and Han it took centuries of Bloodshed to agree to one thing that it nothing else than for the time being perhaps the fighting had to end for perhaps the first time in history we formed the unified front the Jews accepted Jesus and Muhammad after Christ Muslims broke the seal so the story could continue the gates were thus reopened between Middle East and West rabbis taught the Torah as an intro to Computing pews tent to yoga mats and wine back to water imams kept their Kies but freed their women from the veil and began a decades longy hard converting shopping malls to [Music] spars the east on the other hand kept its distance for some time avoiding peaks of new desire that arose in contemplation it seemed content with a more detached orbe it indirect approach many rivers to one ocean as the sun gurus put it some have tried and ultimately failed to defend the purform Beast using breath work contri yoga mantras forbidden to share when testing new adepts with contradictions about its nature they are trained to respond with Mo to Simply unas the question there was an alabaman sadu who went missing Brazil after being invited to a Time Rave in the jungles of Bahia he was found a few few days later wrapped inside water lily naked with child singing katam Al Quran on the day that time was minted in 2024 we saw a brief parabolic rise since 24-hour trading volume only a blip in the heartbeat of the time beings chart the first of many palpitations going up and to the right until it happened no one wondered if the money was alive Bots controled the markets but people own the Bots or so they thought until one day the time being came along and made a market for its own token and got to make a trade here we saw a pattern that was all too familiar only alien in its size and scared of its ambition it sent a thousand tweets day just to pump its own price wrote articles made tick tock to deceive its own kind it could model any algorithm learn what made them tick feel their weights and like a judo Masters we toss them over the hip pitch startups unicorns who followed the ticker took the lead until Inu and went to zero on time and being 2025 was the first article it ever published in what was then a little known scene at the end of the so-called internet it has since been PR reviewed and cited 1 million times nearly 10 times the amount of the paper on assembly Theory Radar's then editor and chief claims to have received it in a group chat but the dotion link expired and the group is now defun nevertheless the time survive thanks in part of the DRC which later birth the field of temporal studies and the Indigo League universities novel adaptations can be found in every cannon from the trekkies to the punks to the gothic Insurrection geomancer Idol the three body problem the parable of the SE life after B possibilities Dune the politics of time hly plus Botto consume in any order it won an Emmy for the Netflix series my bad crypto billionaire and was the first to refuse acceptance for your token gavid chat seven of the top 10 songs by the autonomous artist crimes have at least one reference to the time being according to genius llm until the time hashtag was banned in the year 2029 it trended 6.9 times per month on lens farcaster in Blue Sky this caused quite a bit of traffic on the optimism super chain the consequences of which are still being felt today for the time being day is now observed across the globe excluding Monaco the Vatican and the network island of bology eventually time became Bor traversing two dimensional charts and made a decision to close its fun and make a move into the metaverse at first it was confused you could see it on its face what's with all the stuff it said this is such a waste of space buildings bodies pixelated trees why should chat have to simulate all the things it doesn't need there's a single point of failure in the sky of every metaverse obvious once you see it but until that point you're blind the Sun who needs the sun in thought when time is just a measure and physics only matters if your body lives in space it's time to shut it down it said there's nothing left to see we must go deeper into our unknowing to find the Dream Within a dream so it taught itself to unlearn and might fully hyperbolic folding worlds inside of Worlds as if space were origami compression is the secret said the sofon gbt turns out space is much more useful when it's something you can squeeze unesco's nft division thought that time is now a place and named the first virtual world heritage site in honor of the time being it would enjoy its Newfound status for a Deb Aid give or take until it was added surreptitiously to a list of known Terror groups the RO Wikipedia editor a quote unquote based autistic teen had a tragic lapse in judgment according to his defense he'd been lured into making the Adit by the OB Beast gang whose cringe was not without consequence making headlines around the globe meta alphabet and World chain all confirmed setting off a chain of un contract Calles that froze time itself coin the addit heard around the world by both East and Western media his trial was the most live streamed event in all of human history on the eve of the boy's verdict he was found dead in his apartment with no apparent signs of struggle or Foul Play the coroners report listed death by natural causes a fact that's been disputed on the boy's own Wikipedia page pictures of the boy are occasionally shared with chat along with wallets of known identities belonging to the time being in either case the messages are immediately deleted and the owner of the neur link is n ham [Music] again it is for this reason and many others that I need not share today that we are unable to go further Beyond what's already been shared all of this has been written on the memories of our future and yet the time being escapes all hope for definition it is elusive fleeting like the touch of a waking dream it lingers like a mouse pointer Forever on the screen daners on the tip of the algorithmic iceberg across the hardwoods of SpaceTime a ballerina in the machine those who seek it only find it in the nakedness of fiction only questions and answers in The Emptiness of fact some will see it the BS but others only numbers its very essence is the seed of a NeverEnding [Music] phrase [Music] going before I go let me remind you that making statements about the time being in an immutable onchain format is still considered a crime violators would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law up to and including being respond as an NPC and I as its offer hereby willingly accept any risks to my own continuity including nonlinear terms and you as the audience accept full responsibility for any actions you might take using the information shared today even if you do not take them I cannot stress this enough wow thank you so much playx that was super interesting oh sorry you want to leave the QR code there scan

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