Jonathan Mann ~ Bufficorn Song

[Music] right now if you weren't able to make it out to DEFCON we have this awesome guy Jonathan man who's gonna be doing a song in the day connected to buff corn let's welcome into a stage whoo hey everyone I got my buff of corn socks on I got my buffer corn shirt on and we have a super really unique opportunity tonight to see a buffer corn in real life a real Buffett does that sound good to everybody to see a real buffer corn the way that we need to do this is we need to we need to learn not to drop the mic we need to learn the call of the buffer corn and the call of the buffer corn goes like this this is very haphazard can I just hear you guys do that as well as you can three four fiddle you guys are not doing that much louder one two three four that's pretty good okay can can I get my slides up real quick cuz we need to look at the lyrics a little bit about myself before we start here my name is Jonathan Mann and in late 2008 I started writing a song a day January 1st of 2009 I set out to only do it for 31 days 31 days in January came and went and I started to keep going and I decided to go for a year that was 365 days in 2009 365 days came and went and I decided to keep going and that is how I stand before you now having written three thousand six hundred and ninety seven songs in as many days I hold the Guinness record this is true the Guinness record for most consecutive days writing a song which is the thing that didn't exist before I did it you may remember me how many people were at Def Con anybody at Def Con I got I got our friend Vitalik to sing along with me you know make sure we're on the right thing here and this is what that looked like vitalik Butera n-- founder of aetherium there should be sound there he's singing let's hear that again wait proof of word that didn't work also did word Vitalik everybody i tokenized that song as an n ft and sold it on super rare for 2.2 eath which is part of which is part of my n ft project where i'm tokenizing every single song a day song this is what they look like each element that you see here is a different attribute of a song the background is the location the instrument is the instrument my face is the mood my clothes is the topic and that is my project and I'm looking for a developer designer person to help me sort of get this thing over the finish line so if you know of someone or you are that person and you're interested in music and NF T's this is everything sort of at that Nexus bounty that okay so I have a song about the buffer corn and this is our opportunity to summon the buffer corn to us the spirit of the buffer corn is going to come to us if we sing with enough passion and enough love and enough hope for the future of this community this is only part of the song if you have other ideas for the song please send them to me over the course of tomorrow with the hashtag buffer corn song you can also tweet them or send them via email all that okay so the chorus your guys job is just a sing Biddle as loud as you possibly can every time it comes up in the song so it goes like this the magic of the unicorn strength of the Buffalo listen to the call of the buffer corn in Colorado it goes one more time do that again so good okay now things like this the unicorns of atheria and the American Buffalo fell in love among the Rockies a long long time ago discovered by Casper Bunyan their power is well known for a while they were in danger but now the numbers have grown though cuz they're working for a common purpose with the magic of their horns and tonight if we are very lucky we're gonna summon the buffer corn okay so now I need everyone even over here who's talking to participate because we have to summon the buffer corn so this hat this side of the room just do the root note because we got to do a three-part harmony to get the buffer corn here all right Biddle three four one more time just like that oh yeah that's gonna do it okay now everyone in the middle here there's not as many of you but you've got to do it you sing the third you ready three four three four [Music] yeah okay and then everybody over here including everyone over here you got a sing bit uh one two three four bit uh we're doing it we're doing it little everybody sing keep singing if you want the buffer gonna hug you you gotta keep singing oh my god we did it everybody okay bring it down now bring it down let's get the let's get the book report back on stage singing really softly we're going to see if we could get the buff record to go to sleep for us we're gonna see if we can get the buff record back on stage but we got to sing a little lullaby just sing buzzing fiddle really softly everybody sing it sing it [Music] okay go to sleep buff record go to sleep one more time [Music] goodnight buffer porn one more time good night sweet buffer corn we love you [Music] thank you everybody